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ronald\ mcdonald
1. (Ronald McDonald) (1449↑, 121↓)
McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

2. (ronald mcdonald) (844↑, 93↓)
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
3. (ronald mcdonald) (602↑, 112↓)
The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
4. (Ronald McDonald) (494↑, 96↓)
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

5. (Ronald McDonald) (505↑, 110↓)
A red-haired, whole-nosed, yellow jailsuit-wearing version of [Michael Jackson]

"Come on kids, help me round up the burger bandit by letting me touch you on my plastic fondle benches\!"

Author: YouThinkYouKnowItButYouDon't http://ronald-mcdonald.urbanup.com/779898
6. (Ronald McDonald) (391↑, 80↓)
A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.

I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten

7. (ronald mcdonald) (371↑, 86↓)
The center of all evil.
8. (Ronald McDonald) (163↑, 14↓)
The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron". This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke. Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom\! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

9. (Ronald Mcdonald) (193↑, 49↓)
Adolf Hitler in disguise...

Heil Hitler, i mean heil ronald

10. (ronald mcdonald) (189↑, 68↓)
The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.
11. (ronald mcdonald) (132↑, 32↓)
some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

12. (ronald mcdonald) (116↑, 25↓)
said one of the funniest lines in [family guy] after he saw his daughter dressed like a [slut] because she had too much makeup on

go upstairs and change Lisa. You're a mc donald, not a whore.

13. (Ronald McDonald) (102↑, 24↓)
A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

14. (Ronald McDonald) (87↑, 25↓)
A gay clown who makes out with little boys. Known to fart in public. One day will be fatter than China. He likes eating teenage women. Loves dolls\!

He's such a Ronald McDonald.

15. (Ronald McDonald) (80↑, 43↓)
Pedifile, one who loves winkies

Ronald: Hi pedifile sue [sue bellanger] hi ronald look its howard stern [howard stern] i have child porn\! [pedifiles] yay

16. (ronald mcdonald) (60↑, 31↓)
Aspires to be like Mike...Jackson that is\!

Poor little Jimmy got 'Ronalded' again. :(

17. (Ronald McDonald) (31↑, 7↓)
Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

18. (Ronald McDonald) (62↑, 40↓)
Micheal Jackson on a weekend.

Fat Girl: Ronald McDonald is so hot\!

19. (Ronald McDonald) (24↑, 7↓)
A butt raper. A red-headed butt raper. Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.

Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak* Ronald McDonald:*Stares back* Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?. Or. "Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."

20. (Ronald McDonald) (30↑, 15↓)
1) When you have oral sex with a woman on her period 2) Gay clown who looks like [Michael Jackson] and rapes little children up their ass

1) I got a Ronald McDonald fom that slut last night 2) Mommy that weird clown touched my no no again\!

21. (Ronald McDonald) (29↑, 19↓)
(1.) Lovable mascot of the [McDonald's] [fast-food] restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling [brat]s (myself included). Known to have had the [Magic]. (2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the [Health Nazis]. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader. (3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.

(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya... (2.) Down with the Nanny-State\! Up with personal accountability\! Remember Ronald McDonald\! (3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0\! LOL\!

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22. (Ronald McDonald) (50↑, 40↓)
1. An advertising symbol for the McDonald's corporation, consisting of a red-headed clown that is friendly to children. 2. What the Ronald McDonald House is named after. 3. A hate fetish for college age neo-Marxist fruitcakes. See "McSpotlight".

"Looks like the protestors broke into a McDonald's restaurant and hanged a Ronald McDonald statue from a tree again."

23. (Ronald Mcdonald) (18↑, 9↓)
An crazy burger clown that is the ultimate enemy of the world. His is so evil that his plan is to rule over the world. He owns McDonald's the fast food restaurant. Ronald McDonald is originally from Japan and were extreme funny character to talk about. His HQ is the Ronald McDonald house.His catch phase is None none Ru\! which is a word that has absolutely no meaning and are made up by Ronald himself. His ultimate rival is KFC, Ronald also has a relationship with Burger King. He is famous for youtube's Ronald McDonald Instantly, which he dance madly and make funny poses. Rumor has it that he appear in Super Smash Bros Brawl the wii game...He is also in a lot of fan make video by Japanese people.

1. How funny is Ronald McDonald,man? The child molester\!

Author: Believe what's in mind http://ronald-mcdonald.urbanup.com/4062907
24. (Ronald McDonald) (26↑, 17↓)
a Ronald McDonald is when a guy eats a girl out on her period and gets a blood all around his mouth

Like Ronald McDonalds beard but blood

25. (Ronald Mcdonald) (11↑, 3↓)
Jesus Christ to Fat People and Kids Satan to anyone smart

Ronald Mcdonald: hey kids\! Billy: Holy Motherfucking Tittyfucking Tentacle rape monster loving christ Its Ronald Mcdonald\! Mom: Billy\! its time to go now\! Billy: Fuck off Mom. i don't need you anymore i got Ronald\!

26. (Ronald McDonald) (10↑, 3↓)
A toddler-fondling spawn of Beelezbub who takes kids for a ride on his plastic white and red pocket-rocket in McDonalds playgrounds.

The plastic Ronald McDonald formerly found in Maccas playgrounds. Kids if you need money changed go to him, sit on his lap, and he'll happily turn a five cent piece into a fifty for you.

27. (Ronald McDonald) (6↑, 0↓)
The most horrifying person i've ever met. Recently here in [Indonesia] they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl. For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape. I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down. Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the [McDonald's] fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then. Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?). With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here\!

The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years. She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).

28. (Ronald McDonald) (7↑, 1↓)
Where you have oral sex (eat out) a girl while she is on her period.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Ronald McDonald last night.[oral][sex][eat][out][period]

29. (Ronald McDonald) (6↑, 1↓)
It is a sexual act when a someone goes down on a girl during her menstrual cycle and when they come up they have red lips like Ronald McDonald

She was quite taken back when he finished giving her a Ronald McDonald

30. (Ronald McDonald) (4↑, 1↓)
Eating a girl out while she is on her [period].

My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Author: Grimmace and Hamburgler http://ronald-mcdonald.urbanup.com/5498610
31. (Ronald McDonald) (2↑, 0↓)
The look of a man's face after performing oral sex to a woman during her menstrual cycle.

That guy is so [pussy whipped] by his wife that he has to Ronald McDonald her to keep her happy when she's on [the rag].

32. (Ronald McDonald) (6↑, 4↓)
When a man performs oral sex on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow. The tip of the man's nose and the area around his mouth becomes covered with blood; thus resembling the face paint of famed clown Ronald McDonald.

"My girls on the rag, but I ended up giving her the Ronald McDonald."

33. (ronald mcdonald) (10↑, 10↓)
During the act of intercourse with a female, usually in the doggy style position, the male smashes a burger into the face of the female (generally overweight). The act is then topped off with a punch to the back of the head, a la the [donkey punch].

I heard about this guy that Ronald McDonald'd this fat chick, used a big mac to do it. It was messy.

34. (ronald mcdonald) (2↑, 9↓)
the act of eating out a female when on the rag, usually ending in a bloody mess

i shined my headlights on my friend and caught him 'red handed' ronald mcdonalding some bitch

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35. (ronald mcdonald) (3↑, 10↓)
After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.

Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.

36. (Ronald McDonald) (8↑, 20↓)
Women revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly refered to as Red Wings.

To pay Rock back for the [Dirty Sanchez], Mona left him with a [Ronald McDonald] after her went down on her and her "little friend".

37. (Ronald McDonald) (6↑, 20↓)
To cum all over a red-head's face.

Dude, last night I totally Ronald McDonalded Katie.

38. (Ronald McDonald) (9↑, 29↓)
Noun: Often referred to as a sexual maneuver in which the male has oral intercourse while driving with a woman while she is on her period. She then bleeds on his face, and then the female gives the male a handjob/blowjob until semenal excess is spewed on the males own face. Then he holds his head out the window while driving until it dries.

Shuo, you look like Mr. Stit just gave you a Ronald McDonald.

39. (Ronald McDonald) (6↑, 27↓)
A sexual technique in which you stick as many french fries in a girls asshole, pussy, and mouth as you can until she turns white. Then you punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose, which you use as ketchup

Josh: Doood you'll never believe what happened last nite\! Dan: Wassup brah?\! Josh: Me and Janet were goin at it and I totally Ronald McDonalded that bitch\! Dan: OHHHH SHITTTT HIGH FIVE BROSICLE

40. (Ronald McDonald) (15↑, 76↓)
Oliver's mum.

"Oliver is a Burger Clown Boy\!"

41. (Ronald McDonald) (73↑, 147↓)
What Kirk looks like in the morning

"OH MY GOD\! I'm Ron\!\!\!\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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